What can we chew now?

Mum & Dad have an annoying habit of spotting what we have decided to chew and making it difficult, no - impossible to get to.

I've already showed you our hard work one night when they were out, when we ripped up a newspaper they left on the table. I know mum has also written about the map which now has a hole in it.

So, as they make it harder and harder for us we have to get cleverer and cleverer. Well, me and our Brandy thought we had been really clever. We have this really comfy settee, I've put photos on before - it's red and leather and nice.

Anyway, we can get round the back and there's room for us to get our noses through the back and there's this nice, soft, green, spongy stuff that's really good to chew. So, when mum & dad are out, that's what we do. I showed our Brandy where to go and he could do it as well.

Anyway, mum & dad kept coming home and finding this green stuff all over the floor, because we'd been chewing it - but they didn't know where it was from, because we was really clever and kept it hidden - but mum's really clever as well and she found our secret chewing place.

Then dad tipped the settee upside down and put all this sticky black tape over it and stapled the cover back in place, yeah, like that's going to stop us - not a chance. First we pulled the cover off, then we chewed the black stuff and then we could get to the soft chewy green stuff again.

Well now, the settee is in prison - just like we were on the ferry, and we can't get to it anymore. It's a shame because we liked chewing it.

Now, what else is there to chew on........?