The handbag's going nowhere.

I've been watching Mum and I've noticed that when she goes out and leaves us she always takes this bag with her SO....

I've started lying on it. That way, if she can't get her bag she can't go out and leave us.

I've also got Freddy, my new toy - I call him Freddy because he's a Frog (Fr) but he's like a Teddy (eddy).

I'm trying to keep him away from our Brandy 'cos he's chewing all the toys and I don't want him to chew Freddy......

That's my job!