Dad thinks I've gone deaf, mum's not so sure, she thinks I'm just throwing a deaf 'un when it suits. I've been getting drops in my ears every day and I don't think it's making any difference. If they don't say anything interesting I don't bother whereas our Brandy reacts everytime they say anything.
Take yesterday as an example. There were 4 big pigeons in our garden. Me and our Brandy were barking at them through the big glass doors. I heard Mum shout, 'why don't you go out your little door in the kitchen to chase them from the garden?' Our Brandy did just that, followed instructions to the letter. Me, I couldn't be bothered, it was drizzling outside, I'd rather stay in where it's warm and dry and carry on barking in comfort. Mum says our Brandy's dead clever 'cos he understands everything she says, Dad says I'm deaf.
I say our Brandy's damp & dirty and all hot & bothered.
I say I'm warm & dry and getting away with not doing anything I don't want to do.
Who's clever now!
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