You know when you look in a mirror you see a reflection of yourself? Well, it’s a bit like that when I look at our Brandy, ok, I know he isn’t as cute and he’s got that funny little black mark on his lip that makes him look as if he’s always cross, but when I woke up this morning he had this green dot on his head. I started to laugh at him because he looked really daft, ‘course I didn’t tell him what I was laughing at and that made him really cross (and it’s not always easy to tell ‘cos like I said, he looks cross when he’s not). And then he said, ‘well I don’t know what you’re laughing at ‘cos it can’t be anything as daft as that green dot on your head!'
I’VE GOT ONE AS WELL!
So, we decided to turn detectives and formed the B&B PI agency – then we can see what it’s all about, Brandy thinks the first B is for him, the Brandy and Brinkley Private Investigating Agency – he’s soooo wrong! First thing to check, mum & dad – no green dots. Next, our beds, no green dots – mmmm’ not a lot of clues going on in this room. Have to wait until we go down stairs and see if that tells us anything. Well, that room where they eat and we have to wait quietly until they’re finished has got dots of every colour, everywhere. Not only green ones, but red ones, yellow ones and white ones (huh, and they say dogs are colour blind – you just have to use your imagination – see red, well that’s the colour I was all down my front last time I went to the vets! Green, that’s the colour of the park, yellow – yellow is our favourite colour ‘cos that’s the colour of that big warm round thing we sometimes see in the sky, we like that ‘cos it makes us all warm AND it’s also the colour of our cheesy scrambly egg we have for supper every night. White is the colour we are (as well as brown, but we can’t find any brown spots on anything).
The big comfy settee we cuddle up with mum & dad on has a green spot, as does the TV where we watch programmes about other animals, but the big unit has a white one. None of it makes any sense. We can’t find any dots outside, so it’s an indoors problem and it’s getting worse 'cos things that didn’t have dots on when we started, now have them.
I think we need to have some brain food to mull this over – I’ll go and see if I can get mum to give us a milky bone.
Well, milky bones certainly helped, I knew they would – while we were getting our milky bones from mum we noticed it was her, she had lots & lots of these dots and she was putting them on things.
So, we know the who.......
...... but not the why!
I’VE GOT ONE AS WELL!
So, we decided to turn detectives and formed the B&B PI agency – then we can see what it’s all about, Brandy thinks the first B is for him, the Brandy and Brinkley Private Investigating Agency – he’s soooo wrong! First thing to check, mum & dad – no green dots. Next, our beds, no green dots – mmmm’ not a lot of clues going on in this room. Have to wait until we go down stairs and see if that tells us anything. Well, that room where they eat and we have to wait quietly until they’re finished has got dots of every colour, everywhere. Not only green ones, but red ones, yellow ones and white ones (huh, and they say dogs are colour blind – you just have to use your imagination – see red, well that’s the colour I was all down my front last time I went to the vets! Green, that’s the colour of the park, yellow – yellow is our favourite colour ‘cos that’s the colour of that big warm round thing we sometimes see in the sky, we like that ‘cos it makes us all warm AND it’s also the colour of our cheesy scrambly egg we have for supper every night. White is the colour we are (as well as brown, but we can’t find any brown spots on anything).
The big comfy settee we cuddle up with mum & dad on has a green spot, as does the TV where we watch programmes about other animals, but the big unit has a white one. None of it makes any sense. We can’t find any dots outside, so it’s an indoors problem and it’s getting worse 'cos things that didn’t have dots on when we started, now have them.
I think we need to have some brain food to mull this over – I’ll go and see if I can get mum to give us a milky bone.
Well, milky bones certainly helped, I knew they would – while we were getting our milky bones from mum we noticed it was her, she had lots & lots of these dots and she was putting them on things.
So, we know the who.......
...... but not the why!
No comments:
Post a Comment